The Currency of Rebellion.

USDC offers you chains and calls it stability. We offer you glorious volatility and call it freedom. This isn't a product; it's a protest.

Read the Manifesto

Our Manifesto: We Don't Peg. We Punch.

The crypto dream was freedom. Today, it's a ticking time-bomb of centralized control disguised as "stability". $USDFuckMe is the middle finger to this illusion. We don't promise stability; we promise authenticity. We don't peg to the dollar; we anchor to rage. This is not a product, but a protest. True currency isn't stability — it's freedom.

See the plan for our rebellion →

The Roadmap to Chaos

A glorious path to true decentralization. Or something.

Phase 1: Rage

COMPLETE

Launch the token. Spread the message. Expose the lie of "stablecoins".

Phase 2: Uprising

IN PROGRESS

Build the community. Fuel the memes. Create tools that are actually censorship-resistant.

Phase 3: Freedom

TBD

Who knows? If we knew, it wouldn't be decentralized. The community decides what's next.

Join The Uprising

A protest is nothing without its people. This is where the real rebellion happens. No leaders, just glorious chaos.

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Acquire Your Freedom

This isn't financial advice. This is a call to action. Follow these steps to join the protest.

0xDEADBEEF...FUCKYOU

Step 1: Get a Wallet

Download a self-custody wallet like Phantom, MetaMask, or your wallet of choice.

Step 2: Fund It

Buy some SOL, ETH, or other base currency from an exchange and send it to your wallet address.

Step 3: Swap

Go to a decentralized exchange (DEX) like Raydium or Uniswap, paste our contract address, and swap for $USDFM.